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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Saturday, February 23, 2008

I Choo-Choo-Choose You

When I read this story, I cannot help but think that Nick, 15 must be the real-life Ralph Wiggum.

4 Comments:

At 9:25 PM, OpenID servo3000 said...

I hope he didn't bend his wookie.

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger Our Man In Chicago said...

"Oldest brother Kevin, 20, has a ring from Tiffany’s. 'It’s pretty rock and roll,' Kevin enthuses."

I don't know why I'd expect the Jonas Bros to know what rock and roll is or isn't but come the fuck on: Jewelry from Tiffany's is not rock and roll, wearing it even less so. And wearing it to not only symbolize your lack of sex, but your proclamation of said fact, even less so than that. There's nothing wrong with waiting for marriage, but it's hardly rock and roll.

Perhaps he should have said "It's pretty..." and left it at that.

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger d said...

i like how the author suggests that "loving your legion of female fans" and "enjoying the fact that you're single" are mutually exclusive sentiments.

oh, and WHO ARE THOSE KIDS?

 
At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Kathleen said...

Don't you mean the real life Rod Flanders?

 

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