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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Monday, July 30, 2007

Unnecessary Celebrity Gossip

Jimmy Fallon is set to take over Conan O'Brien.

Faith Hill breaks it down for fans: "You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s, somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.”

I'm just waiting for Meryl Streep to start doing porn and for Lindsay Lohan to stop looking like Stiffler's Mom (seriously, look at this shot:



and tell me that La Lohan doesn't look like the recently botoxed PTA member at your son's elementary school who just can't quit talking about the wonders Vitamin E has done for her skin). Forget famine and pestilence. Those are the real horsemen of the apocalypse.

2 Comments:

At 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does Jimmy Fallon still have a career!?

Or Lindsay Lohan for that matter?

And why do I know the proper spelling of "Lindsay" for her name!?!?!?

Ugh, I hate (read: love) this country.

 
At 6:56 PM, Blogger C. Daniel said...

your post just prompted one of the most awkward YouTube searches of my brief youtubing career: "faith hill balls." uh......

 

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