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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Monday, June 04, 2007

All in the Family

Kids, I'm headed to sweet, sweet Rocky Mount, VA for a couple of days to get one last taste of my grandmother's completely inappropriate line of questioning before headed to Chicago on Thursday. If I had to guess, my grandmother will say at least one of the following:

* Don't worry Chris, some men prefer smart girls over pretty ones.
* What's the difference between a geologist and a gynecologist?
* Why did the Jews start the Civil War?

Also, she will think of all of the members of our family who are younger than me, probably write their names down, and spend a good half-hour going down the list, asking me if I think each person is still a virgin. While doing this, she'll tighten her lips, close her eyes, and give me this silent nod as if to say Yeah, such and such was dressing like a total non-virgin last time they were here. I knew it all along. I'll let you kids know how it all goes down. Because this week is busy like whoa, I'll leave you with a story about horse porn, this creepy video, and this link to the pilot episode of Flight of the Conchords. Don't think of those three things as gifts, think of them as links of love.


At 4:20 AM, Blogger obstacleb said...

i play the "who's a virgin" game with my mother.

its overall fun/harshness.

ps, i don't know you. I just make random comments.

At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Jeff said...

Sounds like fun, and please let us know the answers to those questions. They've been bugging me for years.

At 11:02 AM, Blogger d said...

i really thought al gore started the civil war.

i'm sure you have plenty of friends in chi-town, but if you have any questions i'm happy to help.

At 6:46 PM, Blogger panajane said...

Was she wearing platform sandals? Definitely not a virgin.


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