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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Scenes From Saturday

[Setting: Bar]

Me [to bartender]: A lemon drop martini please

Some dude ordering next to me at said bar: That's a pretty girly drink.

Me: Luckily I have the organs requisite to order such a girly drink. Thank YOU fallopian tubes. [flashes double thumbs up]

Dude: Does that drink come with an umbrella?

Me: And a rim of sugar mixed with bits of actual ovaries.

Dude: That's probably what makes it delicious.

Me: Probably.

It wasn't until the next day that I remembered the unwritten rule that if a guy keeps talking to you after you say 'fallopian tubes' and give a double thumbs up, you should probably marry him right there.


At 11:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I think that’s a written rule. It’s from “Through His Eyes: A Woman’s Guide to Living with an Eternal Perspective”. Oh no, wait, maybe it was “Changing Course: A Woman’s Guide to Recreational Boating”. Either way, it’s good advice.

At 9:21 PM, Anonymous Smoove D said...

It's a Lemon Drop Cocktail. A Martini is gin, vermouth, and a twist of lemon. Martini is the proper name for a specific drink, and not a synonym for cocktail!

I can't believe you didn't slip the guy your number. He was totally into you.

At 4:07 PM, Blogger Chris said...

Lemon drop cocktail: consider me pwned.


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