Let's Buy Some Goats!
No really, let's do it. My only New Year's resolution is to "get awesome," which means spending less time lamely sitting around my apartment and more time being a part of projects larger than myself. Starting today, this terrible excuse for a site is going to feature ads (see stage left). These ads that will hopefully generate revenue, 100% of which will be used to purchase goats...or at least one goat... maybe just half a goat...for poor foreign people through Heifer.org. I dig Heifer.org because they focus on providing third-world people with tools that facilitate self-reliance and sustainable development. Phrases like "self-reliance" and "sustainable development" are like Spanish Fly to idealistic tree-huggers like myself. Goats in particular are good gifts since (goat fact alert!) they can survive in extreme conditions and can produce up to a gallon of milk a day. In fact, there's a whole page on the majesty of the goat titled "Goats: The Most Giving Animal Around." And I always thought your mom held that title. Ba-zing! I have no idea if this project will work out or not. Click the ads, we'll buy some goats, and everyone will feel a little better about themselves. Deal? Deal.