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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Friday, January 19, 2007

This Is Why I Love the Internet

A few days ago, I received an e-mail from Agent Kaye from Improv Everywhere about the Pantless Subway Ride 2K7. Agent Kaye is featured here smothered and covered with a thick coating of awesome sauce instead of pants in the New York subway:

Photo Credit: Chad Nicholson Photography

Not to give away insider secrets, but from what I understand, agents not only got to ride the rails without cumbersome pants, a few ALSO got accused of being murderers and child molesters. Nice.

Knowing that there's not one, but literally hundreds of people driven to drop trou in public or stage the nerdiest protest in the history of the universe for no reason other than it would make people laugh warms my robot heart to it's tiny adamantium core. I see that kind of large-scale delightful ridiculousness and think "THIS is why I moved back from France." Thanks for getting a 5 on the AP Kickassery exam Agent Kaye and Improv Everywhere. You people make me proud to call here home.


At 3:34 PM, Anonymous Molly said...

I am bored at work and so, I did what I often do when I am bored at work. I took this post, translated it into German, then into French and back to English. My favorite part is the puddle pools translation... Enjoy!

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At 7:37 PM, Anonymous Agent Kaye said...

lol, thanks for posting, and thanks for that funny translation Molly!
"wegeingeweihtgeheimnisse" lol!

I had such a great time taking off my pants in the train and riding a full 40 stops without pants!

At 11:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

boa bitch, you moved? Why? I feel so...disconnected.

At 12:41 AM, Blogger Kevin said...


When I read this I thought of you.

At 4:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was so angry when I remembered about this and found out that I already had made plans for this day.

Next year, I'm totally going and participating. Who else is with me?

At 4:56 PM, Blogger Chris said...

I'm in.

At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Em said...

i made a special point of looking up Pantsless Subway Ride 2K7 in hopes that i would be able to participate while i was in the city but, alas, it had already transpired. i should have planned farther ahead. rats!


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