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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Things I've Learned at 24

Eating nothing but ice cream all day long may sound like a good idea, but in reality, is not. Sure, it may taste delicious and make an edible substitute for turning on the air conditioning, but late at night, when you're sitting around watching the latest X-Men movie (because you've finally told your boyfriend that you can no longer accommodate his stupid schedule, you need some red hot mutant action RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND), you might get a migraine in the theatre and then you might have to pull the car over on the way home...twice...and you might realize at that point that nothing negates the awesomity of red hot mutant action like dry heaving...dry heaving because you're a stupid, stupid girl.


At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Patrick said...

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, I don't think you're a girl


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