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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Things My New Gyno Said During My Last Visit

"My office is next to the house with the bloody sharks on it, just to give you the heads up"

"The cervix is quite a sight to behold."

"I can talk vagina all day long."

"You've got quite a lot of plaque build-up down there" [said during the payment process in reference to my mouth or, as a college friend once put it, 'the vagina of the face.']

2 Comments:

At 3:35 PM, Blogger i heart dorks said...

It would be better if she said, "my office is the van next to the house with the bloody sharks on it."

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger Platypus Rex said...

when I first read that, I thought it said "I can talk to vagina all day long" which was a little wierder.

 

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