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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Conversation From Yesterday

Friend: ...Life is good in general, it's just all this house stuff. I don't know what to do. I've never had a mortgage before. I don't even know where to go to get a mortgage.

Me: Why don't you go to my mother. Mortgages is what she does.

Friend: Really?

Me: Yeah, she deals with a lot of low-income people

Friend: I'm not low-income

Me: Did I say 'low-income?' I meant students, she deals with a lot of students

Friend: I'm not a student

Me: Did I say 'students?' I meant assholes. She deals with a lot of assholes.

Friend: Now we can do some business.

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