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Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing

Monday, February 14, 2005


Giants Causeway, Northern Ireland


[Me]: [Emerging from shower]: Notice anything? I'll give you a hint, you're supposed to say "wow, it looks as if you've spent $1.50 and 15 minutes removing all impurities from your skin. You look like a radiant goddess."

[the boyfriend]: Yes, that's exactly it...you look...good...I mean you always look good...you look clean...in the face...[thumbs up]...you look shiny....but not shiiiiiiiiiiny like a fat sweaty lady...shiny clean... like a gym floor...but not waxy...you certainly don't look dead...you look glowing...but not like a pregnant lady glowing...nevermind...I give up...Happy fucking valentine's day.

Happy fucking valentine's day to you too.

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